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Say howdy to, the official Kinky Friedman website.

Here you will find all the latest information for Kinky Friedman: musician, author, entrepreneur, and the Governor of the Heart of Texas. Keep up to date on Kinky's world by joining us on the official Facebook pages here and here and on Twitter here. You can also follow him on the Where's Kinky Friedman Facebook page.

Just added! The Concert for Utopia!
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Kinky Friedman is running for the office of Texas Agricultural Commissioner!

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Policy Statement

Campaign Events

Date: Thursday, March 20, 2014
Location: The Austin Club
Address: 110 E. ith Street
Austin, TX
Time: 7:30 a.m. - 9:00 a.m.
Contact: 512-716-8691
For for information, click here!

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Check Out the Latest Kinky Music Projects!

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Kinky's E-Books: Ready to Download!

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Kinky gets digital in a big way with the release of many of his popular whodunnits for Amazon Kindle, a Barnes & Noble Nook, or an Apple iPhone, iPad with iBooks, or iPod Touch. Visit our brand-Spanking-Watson-new E-Books page to download your favorites! And just added: Heroes of a Texas Childhood!

More titles are on the way—all of them featuring new introductions by the Kinkster. And audio books, read by Kinky himself, will be available soon to brighten up your iPod or other listening device.

Read the article on Kinky's audio books!

Here is what The Washington Post says about Kinky's mystery series: "How is this mystery writer different from all other mystery writers? We don't read him to find out what happens next, we read him to find out how far he will far he will go."  

Kinky's Lifelong & Livesaving Passion!

Watch Kinky Friedman talk about one of his most important causes, then watch the story of the Utopia Rescue Ranch.


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Isn't he adorable? That's our Jewford!Follow That Jewford!

Will technological wonders never cease? You can now follow Kinky's sidekick, Little Jewford, on Facebook and on Twitter. Stay updated on all sorts of quality-cigar and backwards-piano-playing hijinks courtesy of Señor "You're Welcome, Kinky!" himself! Go now! Run like the wind!

Kinky Friedman: Highly In-Demand Keynote Speaker

Kinky Friedman: Keynote King

Smack in the middle of the political high season, guess who is the most authentic and sought after keynote speaker in Texas? Here's a hint: it's not the hair guy, and it's not the no-hair guy. It's the kinky-hair guy.

That's right, Texas' most in-demand keynote and feature speaker is none other than Kinky Friedman.

With an understanding that all conventions and professional gatherings demand a great kickoff, Kinky brings with him the perfect blend of satire, political humor, hilarious insights into the human condition, and wicked social commentary.

As a media darling, he also brings a very large spotlight to every event. So popular are Kinky's engagements that many top organizations are rebooking him for future events. For more information and bookings, contact Cleve Hattersley at or at 512-873-0249.


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